(Daniel) Why is Dominic acting up so much tonight? He keeps kicking me and spinning around and he won't shut up!!
(Me) I guess he's just in one of his moods. DOMINIC!! Stop kicking your brother! Settle down! If I hear one more problem then you will go to bed THAT MINUTE!! (this was about 20 minutes before bedtime).
(Dominic) Okay. I'm sorry.
Cut to 4 a.m. Retching noises coming from the boys' bedroom.
Cut to 5:30 a.m. Was it after the 5th or 6th time that Dominic threw up that I thought about last night and said, "A ha...."
His bed. His rug. My bed. My rug. My bathroom rugs. My bathroom sink & cabinet. His pjs. My pjs. Finally, the toilet.