Dress Code

Dominic, my youngest, is now six, but we still have a couple of sippy cups that we can't quite get rid of because he likes them. He took one out today and asked to have a cup of milk. "I'll get it," he said, as he lugged the gallon container from the refrigerator.

I said, "Let me pour it please, it's heavy."

"Can I help you pour it, mom?"

"Sure."

So he puts his hand on mine as I pour the milk. I finished, put the cap back on the milk, and walking over the the fridge to put it back I instruct Dominic to "go ahead and put the top on your cup."

"Mom, can I drink it topless?"

*snort*